Age 21: USB charger shaped like a butt. That's funny!
4 years later, it's time the people got what they need.

Step 1 was taking my stroke of genius seriously
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Step 2 involved actually admitting to friends and family that I'd be taking this... pretty seriously
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Step 3 say goodbye to my 9-5 and give this my all. We're charging for the Cheeks of Success.